A bear and a rabbit walking in the woods come across a golden frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when it talks to them. The golden frog admits that he doesn't often meet people, but when he does he gives them six wishes. He tells them that they may have three wishes each.
The bear immediately asks that all the other bears in the forest be female. The frog grants his wish. The rabbit thinks for a while then asks for a crash helmet, which appears on his head.
The bear thinks the rabbit has wasted a wish, but rather than saying anything makes his next request. He wishes that all the bears in the neighbouring forests also be female. The frog grants his wish. The rabbit then wishes for a motorcycle, and it appears beneath him. He kickstarts it and revs the engine.
The bear cannot believe this wish. Why did the rabbit waste two perfectly good wishes? Shaking his head, the bear makes his final wish, "That all the other bears in the world apart from me be female as well". The frog replies that it has been done.
The bear and the frog both turn to the rabbit to hear his last ridiculous wish.
The rabbit revs up the engine, thinks for a second and then says, "I wish for the bear to be gay!", and promptly drives off as fast as he can.

german version