Be warned - Excel '95 contains a dangerous virus!
If you follow the steps below it will be activated
Never try this out - neither at home, nor at work - and warn other users!
Open Excel for Windows 95 with a blank worksheet
Scroll down to row 95
Click on the number 95 to select the whole row.
Press Tab once to move to column B
Select the Menu Help / About Microsoft Excel
Hold down Ctrl+Alt+Shift and click on the Tech Support button
A window labeled "Hall of Tortured Souls" appears.
Directly ahead of you are stairs with a scrolling cast of Excel programmers-go up and take a look around - use cursor keys to navigate-DOOM style.
But there's more! Turn around and go back down the stairs, walk up to checkerboard wall and type 'excelkfa'
The wall disappears, and there's a winding path to navigate to see terrible pictures